clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

everythingyoulovetoohate:

How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?

pandera:

pikaontour:

so punny i could cry

this was the first stall that we went to, and it was great because everything had a pun on it LOL

fairytalemood:

"Secret Bloom" by Natalie Shau

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jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

werewolfau:

bbybirdbarton:

jodiamandis:

lightspeedsound:

High School Fads, 1944

Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

This ^^^

I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

itistimetodisappear:

marquez-is-my-first-name:

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

image

She knows you well

humorking:

sassy fuck

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baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

sushinfood:

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

this is really pissing me off.